HELP

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Consider not spending time on this wiki

This page is dedicated to help one help himself.

Common issues

Itchy ass

It has proven that regular scratching helps with this issue, if it persists even afterwards, consider washing your asshole.

Alcoholism

Go broke so you can't afford alcohol anymore (scientifically tested by myself)

Being a dumbass

This issue cannot be helped Sneaky, you're screwed

Porn addiction

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