Group phenomena

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"a fact or situation that is observed to exist or happen within group"

Racist Kinky
An example: Lute's preference (left) and Rat's preference (right)

This article will provide a list of common group phenomena occuring within "retard group".

Lute-Rat parallax

Lute does not approve of playful and kinky outfits in Black Desert Online on female characters.

He usually discuss this topic with Rat which creates a degree of disagreement, as Rat would only approve of those kinky outfits.

This phenomenon suggests Lut's possible homosexual desires

Lut's references

This event usually occurs when Lute is trying to make an elaborate reference on some popular media. Those media are usually related to music, movies or other common knowledge. For some reason, those references range date-wise between 400 BC to 1995.

When this reference is used on anyone (within the group of immediate contact) it inevitably falls flat and renders itself innefective, creating major awkward moments of confusion.

The only members capable of fully or partially digest the reference are Daiv and Foxie, most likely due to their age, not intelligence.

'Gay mom' instance

Racist
Gay moms

Due to professor Sneaky, all moms are apparently gay, possibly with each other.

Conversations, especially with people that has not been met with yet, usually starts with "Y u mom geh?"

The answer to all of our mom's gayness hasn't been researched enough to provide any reliable data. Although some gayness is likely to be observed.

Rat's unitask

Rat's complete inablity to process more than 1 stream of data.

Recent example while playing Apex:

  • 1. Rat asking Lute a question unrelated to the game
  • 2. Lute answering that question
  • 3. Rat forgetting what he asked in the first place
  • 4. Rat asking Lute what he asked him before in order to understand the answer

You can tell that this process can go on forever.

During a high intensity combat situation that require full focus, there's a chance that any questions asked might be ignored completely.

Spy being eaten

There's this common issue where Spy apparently was eaten (partially) by other group members.

The quoute usually goes: "Why do you ate me <insert group member name>?"

It is unknown how many parts got already eaten.